100 Question Challenge

I am bored so I will do this stupidity...like I'm in sixth grade. Wow watch me I'm acting like a sixth grader!!

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1. Are you an innie or an outie? What??
2. Have you ever written a song? No
3. Can you make change for a dollar right now? Yes
4. Have you ever been in the opposite sex's public toilet? Yes
5. Have you ever written a poem? Yes
6. Do you like catsup on or beside your fries? On
7. Have you ever been a boy/girl scout? No
8. Have you ever written a book? No
9. Have you ever broken a mirror? Probably
10. Are you superstitious? NO!!
11. What is your biggest pet peeve? Fake religious people
12. Do you slurp your drink after it's gone? No
13. Have you ever blown bubbles in your milk? Yes
14. Would you rather eat a Big Mac or a Whopper? Neither
15. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping? Yes
16. Would you ever parachute out of a plane? No
17. What's the most daring thing you've done? Super Soaked a vending machine
18. When you are at the grocery store, do you ask for paper or plastic? Paper
19. True or False: You would rather eat steak than pizza. Pizza
20. Did you have a baby blanket? Yes
21. Have you ever tried to cut your own hair? Yes
22. How did that turn out? Sexy
23. Have you ever sleepwalked? No
24. Have you ever had a birthday party at McDonalds? Chuck E Cheeses
25. Can you flip your eye-lids up? ???????
26. Are you double jointed? No
27. If you could be any age, what age would you be? 18
28. Have you ever gotten gum stuck in your hair? Yes
29. Do you ride roller coasters? Yes
30. What's your favorite carnival ride? Whack a bat
31. What is your dream car? Whatever runs
32. What is your favorite cartoon of all time? Bugs Bunny
33. Have you ever eaten a dog biscuit? Yes
34. If so, would you eat another one? No
35. If you were in a car sinking in a lake, what would you do first? Get out
36. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? Maybe??
37. Can you pick something up with your toes? Yes
38. How many remote controls do you have in your house? One
39. Have you ever fallen asleep in school? Oh yeah baby!!
40. How many times have you flown in an airplane in the last year? None
41. How many foreign countries have you visited? Canada??
42. If you were out of shape, would you compete in a triathlon if you were somehow guaranteed to win a big, gaudy medal? No??
43. Would you rather be rich and unhappy, or poor and happy? Poor & happy
44. If you fell into quicksand, would you try to swim or try to float? Get out
45. Do you ask for directions when you are lost? No
46. Have you ever held a Mexican jumping bean? ??
47. Are you more like Cinderella or Alice in Wonderland? Bugs Bunny
48. Would you rather have an ant farm with no ants or a box of crayons with broken points? Crayons??
49. Do you prefer light or dark bread? Dark
50. Do you prefer scrambled or fried eggs? I am allergic to eggs
51. Have you ever been in a car that ran out of gas? Yes
52. Do you talk in your sleep? No
53. Would you rather shovel snow or mow the lawn? Mow lawn
54. Have you ever played in the rain? Yes
55. Did you make mud pies? Yes
56. Have you ever broken a bone? Yes (fingers)
57. Would you climb a very high tree to save a kitten? Yes
58. Can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? No
59. Do you drink pepsi or coke? Pepsi
60. What's your favorite number? WHAT??
61. If you were a car, would you be an SUV or a sports car? Sportcar
62. Have you ever accidentally taken something from a hotel? Yes
63. Have you ever slipped in the bathtub? Yes
64. Do you use regular or deodorant soap? Both equally
65. Have you ever locked yourself out of the house? Yes
66. Would you rather make your living as a singing cowboy or as one of the Simpsons voices? Simpsons
67. If you could invite any movie star to your home for dinner, who would it be? Me??
68. Do you need corrective lenses? No
69. Would you hang out with / date someone your best friend didn't like? Maybe
70. Would you hang out with someone your best friend liked, but you didn't like? No
71. Have you ever returned a gift? Yes
72. Would you give someone else a gift that had been given to you? Yes
73. If you could attend an Olympic Event, what would it be? I don't know!!
74. If you could participate in an Olympic Event, what would it be? Archery??
75. How many pairs of shoes do you own? Two maybe three??
76. If your grandmother gave you a gift that you already have, would you tell her? Yes
77. Do you sing in the car? Yes
78. What is your favorite breed of dog? Any kind
79. Would you donate money to feed starving animals in the winter? Yes
80. What is your favorite fruit? Grape or banana
81. What is your least favorite fruit? Don't hate any??
82. What kind of fruit have you never had? Anything rare??
83. If you won a $5,000 shopping spree to any store, which store would you pick? Crafts store??
84. What brand sports apparel do you wear the most? I DONT KNOW!!
85. Are/were you a good student? No
86. Among your friends, who could you arm wrestle and beat? None
87. If you had to choose, what branch of the military would you be in? Army??
88. What do you think is your best feature? Smarts
89. If you were to win a Grammy, what kind of music would it be for? New wave??
90. If you were to win an Osacr, what kind of movie would it be for? Any kind
91. What is your favorite season? Summer
92. How many members do you have in your immediate family? Four
93. Which of the five senses is most important to you? Vision and hearing
94. Would you be a more successful painter or singer? Painter
95. How many years will/did you end up going to college? Six months
96. Have you ever had surgery? Minor
97. Would you rather be a professional figure skater or professional football player? Can't do either
98. What do you like to collect? I am not a collecter
99. How many collectibles do you have? None
100. What one question would you add to this survey? Who wrote such a stupid survey??