Get a tissue

I saw something very very funny...and very very gross.

I tried to write a poem about this but didn't get very far.

This story is gross
So please listen close
A girl has issues
She needs a tissue

So.....I did see something very funny walking down the street. A girl who was about FIFTEEN got out of a car with her mom, she snorted, and a big BOOGER came out of her nose. It DANGLED there!! It was like three inches long. Then she said "Mom, it's a booger."

Is she FIFTEEN or is she TWO??

Tried to look clean and respectable today and end up LAUGHING at this immature girl!!